“David’s Finest Flat-Earth Globuli – Popular Around The Globe” are a highly potent antidote against all known forms of conspiracy theory syndrome. If taken regularly and believed in as strongly as prescribed, it removes any and all tendencies to believe in conspiracy theories.
(BTW: It’s no accident that “wafer” means “Oblate” in German – and that the Earth is, technically speaking, an “oblate spheroid”.)
Limited Edition (X/29,53), 24x30cm, signed, with personal dedication (optional). Packaging and shipping included. – 50.00 Euro
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